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简介:Absent-mindedMarkTwainThefamousAmericanwriterMarkTwainwaswell-knownforhisabsent-mindedness(心不在焉).Oneday,whenhewasridinginatrain,theconductoraskedhimforhisticket.MarkTwainlookedfortheticketinallhispockets.buthedidn’tfindit.Atlast,theconductorknewthewriter,sohesaid:"Itdoesn’tmatter.Showmeyourticketonyourwayback.Andifyoudon’t
简介:BedtimePrayersJuliewassayingherbedtimeprayers.“PleaseGod,”shesaid,“MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.”Hermotherinterruptedandsaid,“Julie,whydoyouwantGodtomakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly?”AndJuliereplied,“BecausethatswhatIputinmygeographypaper!”JesussTVSetchoolardenfnghAchildonChristmastimeaskedforsomepaperandcrayonsinordertodrawacrib(耶稣诞生像).Eventuallytheartisticmasterpiecewasdisplayedforparentalapproval.The...